Wild and Tame: the Burmese Baruuba movie

Hello everybody, I’m introducing you to yet another Burmese tentacle ripoff of a Bollywood PR0N knockoff. 

The shoddy Burmese cringe fest of a schlock film is known as Wild and Tame, one of the most infamous Burmese adults only films that I’ve ever seen, due to the huge amount of harassment and dick swinging between male characters seen in it. 

Likely released in the mid 2010s to early 2020s, and perhaps in 2016 or 2020, chances are that it’s a Mockbuster for perverted otakus who wish that they’re kings of the adults only space. The cast is also largely unknown except for the main stars Danny and Suzali Oo, who themselves aren't as well known outside of their native country except for the Burmese diaspora. 

Is it a remake of Jungle Love? It definitely looks like a more hardcore one to both Bollywood and Nepalese versions, because the original Jungle Love is actually pretty tame by both Bollywood and Indian standards aside from lots of harassment (including implied cannibalism and implied SA) by male tribals and an adult Raja being breastfed by his lioness mentor. Not to mention that it even borrows some elements from the equally edgier Nepalese reboot with the late Jessica Khadka. 

The story begins with the Burmese equivalent of both Reiko Watanabe and Rita going into the wild rainforest, so she and her elephant mahout are watching out for gibbons, squirrels, monkeys and birds before coming to the fabulous golden temple. 

Meanwhile, flashing back to an earlier point in her life, the Burmese Baruuba, likely raised by a bunch of squirrels, monkeys and gibbons, lives a tough life in the rural wilderness. He gets into a fight between two warring clans in a village of stereotypical tribals, who are implied to be pretty much bigger harassers than both their Bollywood and Nepali counterparts in 2 fellow unofficial film adaptations of BaRuuba no Bōken. The differing clans mostly have dysfunctional and perhaps even drunk men who more often dominate over both their children and wives amongst fellow relatives. Then he suddenly meets an embarrassed Burmese Rita when she gets kidnapped by one of the guys later on. 

Initially they caged him up, but then they unwillingly sent him to fight a pair of Chinese gangsters whom Burmese Rita had known since childhood. The Burmese Baruuba is not happy with a bunch of such dudes, because they're just much worse than the rest! 

Afterwards, Burmese Rita is just becoming too tired of her lanky husband and his friends cheating upon her, and so her sister meets them in turn at a shabby cafe, suggesting a more interesting and unexpected turn of events will loom at large rather soon. 

The real plot will kick in when it's time for Burmese Grace to catch up with her sister, and thus brutal fights loom abound between a cheating man and the Burmese Baruuba. Even if so, one of the gangsters gets haggled by a lot of harassing tribals in a single mating rut! One of Burmese Rita's former friends is now so hurt in such a conflict between gangsters and tribals that he's almost dying, meaning that Burmese Baruuba instead spares the young woman out of kindness. 

However, here comes the otherwise dumb ending, which will warn you about the consequences of Netorare! After the haughty yet senile tribal chief unwittingly dies, the Burmese Baruuba will soon marry another woman, instead of the sad young woman who does grow to love him, but whose messed up husband has pretty much passed away. 

Seriously, it's just a pretty bad adults only movie, but given that its original script was basically a tentacle PR0N disaster which might've been worse off, let's say that it does have actors who do amazing Burmese martial arts, with Bando amongst them. 

The film’s soundtrack does have a strong list of relaxing open source songs, which isn’t too bad for a Mockbuster with much grosser writing than even the original Jungle Love and GoodTimes Entertainment’s Canuck-produced masterpiece of children’s schlock, Jungle Boy!